Science

The Beer Bottle Beetle

STUH-bee syndrome
the Australian jewel beetle that fell in love with a stubby
Documented

Gwynne and Rentz, 1983

Darryl Gwynne and David Rentz published the observation in the Journal of the Australian Entomological Society: male Julodimorpha bakewelli swarmed discarded brown stubby bottles whose color, gloss and bumpy base resembled a super-sized female, and refused to leave even as ants ate them. The bottles' design was later changed. The case became the textbook example of a supernormal stimulus, a concept from Tinbergen's The Study of Instinct (1951).

Assessment: Documented in the entomological record, Ig Nobel honored, bottle redesigned.
Stories

The funny animal story

The folk tier is a bar anecdote: dumb beetle, dumb lust, ha ha. The telling stops before the mirror.

Assessment: The story is funniest exactly where it stops.
Interesting claims

The supernormal condition

Deirdre Barrett's Supernormal Stimuli (2010) drew the line Hoffman draws: the beetle's eyes are honest instruments tuned to cues, and the bottle is a cue amplified past anything nature offers. Junk food, infinite scroll and outrage feeds are human stubbies. The interface serves whoever shapes the cue.

Assessment: The interesting claim, and the one with a delivery address.
Sources and further reading
  1. D.T. Gwynne & D.C.F. Rentz, 'Beetles on the bottle: male buprestids mistake stubbies for females,' Journal of the Australian Entomological Society 22, 1983
  2. Niko Tinbergen, The Study of Instinct, 1951, the supernormal stimulus
  3. Deirdre Barrett, Supernormal Stimuli: How Primal Urges Overran Their Evolutionary Purpose, 2010
Worth asking

If a beetle can prefer the advertisement to the world, what exactly do you think advertising is for?

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