Words

St. Patrick's Day

the British slave Ireland canonized
March 17, when the world goes green for a saint who was not Irish, was not named Patrick at birth, and never met a snake.
Documented

The Confessio

Patrick's own letter, the Confessio, records his birth in Roman Britain, his kidnapping by Irish raiders, six years herding as a slave, his escape, and his return as a missionary. He called himself Patricius; the birth name Maewyn Succat appears only in later sources and is contested. March 17 marks his death, year disputed.

Assessment: Documented: his own words survive; the later biography does not.
Stories

The impossible snakes

The legend of Patrick driving Ireland's snakes into the sea is zoologically impossible: the National Museum of Ireland's Nigel Monaghan confirms there is no fossil or other record of snakes ever living on the island. Readers have long treated the snakes as a metaphor for druids, which is also not in the early sources.

Assessment: Stories: a miracle tale pasted over an ecology that never existed.
Interesting claims

The legend stack

Shamrock Trinity lessons, a 120-year lifespan, staffs growing into trees: the dossier accrued for centuries after his death. The loudest modern version of the holiday, the parade-and-green-beer format, was itself largely an export of the Irish diaspora back to Ireland.

Assessment: Interesting claims: the patron saint is a joint production of two continents.
Sources and further reading
  1. St. Patrick, Confessio (5th century): born in Roman Britain, kidnapped at sixteen, six years enslaved, his own account
  2. Nigel Monaghan, National Museum of Ireland: no fossil or other record of snakes ever in Ireland
  3. Later hagiographies supplying Maewyn Succat, the shamrock lesson, and a 120-year lifespan; contested by historians
  4. Annals of Ulster and early Irish records fixing March 17 as his feast day, year disputed
Worth asking

Ireland's patron saint was an imported slave who banished animals that were never there; how much of any national symbol is import and invention?

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